A Friendship Speech

A Friendship Speech – By Téa

"How dare you say that! Yugi is my FRIEND. I'm allowed to glomp him because he's my friend. I bet you don't have any friends, do you? Well, you need to get some before you can go around glomping people. because friendship is the best and if it weren't for friendship then I'd be in a much better social position and I'd be a lot richer and be able to get a boob job so that Yugi and/or his sexy alter ego would love me, but I can't because I am their friend and therefore love them friendishly and they love me friendishly and we can all be friendly together. But you don't have that, because you don't have any friends. The best thing about friendship is that it lasts forever; even when you're dead you still have friends, because you have dedicated your life to the friendship and that is set in stone! Friends stick up for you, just as you stick up for them, they respect you, treat you well, make sure you have somewhere to stay, that you never go hungry, they tell you if you're going to do something stupid, they stay with you when your ill, they are your best friends and friendship is the best thing ever and without friendship we would all be lonely people with no friends and no-one to talk to! Friendship is just like the force, because it has a light side that everyone loves and wants all the time, a dark side that people want to get rid of AND IT HOLDS THE WORLD TOGETHER! It holds the universe together. Do you ever think that Luke Skywalker would have ever lived to destroy the death star twice without the bonds of friendship between him and Han Solo? Han Solo and Chewbacca? Luke and Leia? Leia and the Ewocks? Luke and Ben/Obi Wan Kenobi? Obi Wan and Kwi Gon Jinn? Kwi Gon Jinn and little Anakin Skywalker? Slightly Older Anakin and Padme? NO, I THINK NOT! And that's why friendship is so important and I'm going to grow up and marry Yugi and then I'm going to die in childbirth giving life to two beautiful babies, but Yugi won't know and he'll turn evil until my son goes and talks to him and joins forces with him to kill his evil overlord USING THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!"